So after a 9000 word fairy tale that ended up being about relationships... I had no idea it was going to be when I set out to write it, I swear. So after all those words I am here to say that there will be shorter pieces for the next while. Easy to swallow bite-sized nuggets of stuff you can once again read while you poop.
Here we have a short story that has all information you need, a problem is revealed and a problem is solved. I regret the character development is crude but maybe Michael Bay will make a movie from it.
Once upon a time a boy named Joe lost his hat. He searched and found it. The End